Archive for the 'Random Humor' Category

21
Apr
08

Frogs In The Pond Spirituality?

Alright everyone…from time to time a strange event happens and I am reminded of a spiritual truth. This is your time to explain the unexplainable…a time to show your inner spiritual application of the abnormal.

I was just standing outside by my lake\pond behind my apartment just watching the stars, counting the many aircraft zooming ahead all while being drowned by the croaking of frogs. For those of you who have ever heard a pond full of frogs, you know how the crazy sound is. All of a sudden, like there was a cue from one frog…SILENCE! For about three seconds there was not a sound by the pond! Then it all started back up like it never stopped! What is the meaning of this? Has anyone ever heard of a pond of frogs just going silent all at once? Take a guess at what I was reminded of due to this strange happening.

26
Feb
08

Starbucks Will Be Closed Today…Yeah!

I just read today that Starbucks will be closing for three hours today. (Click Here for the story) to retrain their employees, oh wait “baristas” how to make coffee. Starbucks needs more than three hours to learn how to make good coffee! Maybe they should roast their own beans in their shop so it is as fresh as it can be! My favorite coffee shop of all time in Dothan, Al. did this and they (Dakota’s) kept me going through my college years. JavaMoon Coffee here in Bradenton,Fl. does this as well and as their slogan says…”There are many stars but only one moon…may JavaMoon buck the stars out of the sky”

Support your local Coffee Shop!

12
Feb
08

Dull Men’s Monthly

Did you know that February is “National Bird Feeding Month” ?

Thanks Dull Men! click there link below for some good humor

07
Feb
08

To Shave Or Not To Shave

One thing I lack when I am sick is the desire to shave, or comb my hair. For the last two weeks now, I have been getting over and re-catching the cold. Hopefully now, it will stay gone. I noticed this evening in the mirror that I’m looking a little rough! I guess it’s time to dust off the old Norelco and make my face as smooth as a baby’s ….ummm, anyways. I remember a time in my childhood when I envied my dad and older brother because they got to shave! I wanted ever so badly to be as cool as them. I was exctatic when I finally was able to shave. I hate it now! Why can’t people go around with long beards like in Bible days? How come that fashion trend was lost? Now I must shave to keep an “image” of a civilized human being. After all, who wants a minister with a scruffy face? Did Jesus have a beard? I should shave my whole body…I heard that itches after a few days though so maybe not! I’d like to say “Thanks A Lot” to the person who invented the razor…you really did mankind a lot of good!
05
Feb
08

True and False Statements

I have gotten a kick out of a philosophical excercise lately. On my office door I tied a piece of paper with this on the front:

THE STATEMENT ON THE BACK OF THIS PAPER IS FALSE!

and this on on the back:

THE STATEMENT ON THE BACK OF THIS PAPER IS TRUE!

it’s been entertaining to watch people flip over the paper numerous times trying to ponder it. You should try it too!





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